Ian Mortimer


 

Christmas Cards
Most years I write a piece of doggerel for my Christmas card. I have been doing this for about twenty years now, and people have tended to encourage me rather than ask me to stop. Therefore the madness is not mine, it's theirs. I've put here a few examples, for the sake of some light relief.
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2016
Santa visits the White House


2015
Santa's True Vocation


2014
The Thirteenth Day


2013
Queen Elizabeth I's Christmas List


2012
Does Santa visit Policemen?


2011
How the angel achieved her prominent position


2010
The Coalition Christmas


2009
When Santa met Ian


2008
The Jolly Reaper


2005
How Father Christmas got his name


2004
Old Possum's Christmas Cat


2003
Holy Historical Biography


2002
Santa's Strike


2001
An Invitation


2000
A Job Advertisement


1999
Alexander's First Christmas


1996
No second coming